The Joe's

Así es, ya estoy en pláticas con los ejecutivos de cierta empresa televisora para llevar la vida de la familia Joe a la pantalla chica en una predecible serie cómica nocturna. He aquí a los personajes principales:

Papá Joe: El padre de la familia
Mamá Joe: La mamá
Joselyn: La hermana mayor de Joe
Joey: El hermano menor de Joe
y Joe, como Joe Joe

La premisa es de una familia normal (más o menos) en su casa y así. Aquí tengo un guión base.

-knock knock
(Papa Joe opens the door)
Papa Joe: Oh, hello son!
Joe: Hey dad, sorry I forgot my keys.
Papa Joe: Oh son, I don't understand why you insist on even having keys. I stopped carrying them years ago!
Joe: Hey dad, this is my roommate Ja-vieargh.
Javier:... Can't you even say that right?
Papa Joe: Oh, nice to meet you Ja-vieargh, Joe says you study weird math shit.
Javier: Yeah... something like that.
-knock knock
(Papa Joe opens the door again)
Joselyn: Hey dad! Sorry I forgot my key.
Papa Joe: It's OK, just a problem...
Joselyn: What is it?
Papa Joe: Didn't you get marry and live in Washington DC, thousands of miles away from here?
Joselyn: Yeah, I know... weird huh? But I haven't get used there, I forgot where I lived so I decided to come back here and I know the way back yo my house.
Papa Joe and Joe: That's cool.
Javier: Oh my god...
Joe: Hey, it's hot in here!
Javier: What??! It's snowing!
(Everyone stares at Javier)
Javier: This is a nightmare!!

Como pueden ver, es un gran programa que promete mucho, he aquí otra escena.

(Papa Joe is reading the newspaper and the door opens)
Bob: Hello Papa Joe!
Papa Joe: Hey Bob! What is it?
Mama Joe: Hi honey, sorry I forgot my keys, so I asked Bob to open the door.
Papa Joe: Oh it's cool, that's why he's here.
Javier: Hey Joe, what's going on?
Joe: Oh, that's our locksmith, Bob. He lives next door because we always have trouble getting in.
Javier: Surprise, surprise...
Papa Joe: Yeah, our life without Bob would be horrible.
Bob: Oh, never mind Mr. Joe, I'm only doing my job to help my good friends.

¿Qué tal? Chido verdad. Ratings instántaneos. =D Ni Seinfeld se compara a algo tan simple.