Gold!

1300

We have to go to India, I heard there's gold in there!

1500

We have to go to America, I heard there's gold in there!
1800

We have to go to the west, I heard there's gold in there!

1850

We have to go to Alaska, I heard there's gold in there!

2004

We have to go to Iraq, I heard there's BLACK gold in there!

2032

President Joe, this is insane, there's no cheese on the moon!