10- Taken
After all the hype made by other people, this showed why it was meant to be a straight-to-DVD release. A detective almost as bad as Nolan's Batman punches people in France until he runs out of people to kill.
9- Skyfall
Not as boring as Quantum of Solace, yet less coherent. Bond turns out to be some sort of Scottish Batman who defeats the cartoonishly evil Bardem with a Home Alone scheme.
8- Wedding Daze
An awful romantic comedy made by the book.
7- John Carter
A movie where you can see 300 million dollars disappear.
6- Jobs
Ashton Kutcher shows why everyone hates him so much and his very limited talent, doing a cheap imitation of Steve Jobs in an iPod conference during the whole movie, which itself has a poor script with no climax or clear resolution.
5- Star Trek Into Darkness
Things used to blow up a lot in the first Star Trek, now things are more "blowup-y" in this senseless action space movie with an awful rendition of Khan, who in this universe is not mexican, but caucasian.
4- Man of Steel
A soulless, joyless, destruction-porn version of Superman, with about 3 characters and no clear motivation for anyone to do what they do.
3- A Good Day to Die Hard
Somehow Die Hard keeps getting worse. This movie is just 3 very long action sequences where Bruce Willis happens to be around for no reason (no, really) and then it thankfully ends.
2- Jack & Jill
Adam Sandler's excuse for a movie where he dresses up as a woman, which is the lowest form of comedy. Also, his first deliberate collaboration with Derbez, planning to expand his idiocy empire to the already declining mexican comedy.
1- Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Great actors, millions of dollars, terrible script, terrible direction. This movie literally knocked me out and I had to force me to get up several times to keep watching it. Excessive dutch angles, close ups of Nicholas Cage's face, overused plot, a demon child, lame villains, filmed on a sound stage and parking lot, no connection to it's (can't believe I say this) far superior prequel. Maybe the worst comic book movie ever made (yes, much worse than green lantern).
