Hollywood

-dude, we totally have to make a movie
-about mario bros, that's popular
-what's it about?
-you are an italian communist plumber who saves mushrooms from an evil lizard king
-like jim morrison?
-yeah, but evil
-how did they get there?
-pipes
-what are their names?
-luigi and mario
-oh, ok, let's say that luigi, who sounds a lot more italian, is the main character and has to save the princess
-meanwhile, mario can be cleaning a lot of shit in the whole land
-yeah, and the evil king... not a lizar, let's say, dennis hopper, he's fuckin crazy
-what's the last name of Luigi?
-mario, fuckin confusing shit
-and there has to be dinosaurs dude... two words "jurassic park"
-let's do it!

one year later

-dude, what a flop was this super mario crap
-i know
-we need another game
-what about street fighter?
-yeah, that's all the rage
-what's it about?
-it's a contest of fighters and there is this super evil guy who runs an evil company and stuff
-is he a lizard? that got us into trouble last time
-no, regular human
-ok, we'll use an american hero, everybody like 'em
-there's guile, he's in the army or something
-ok, we need a great actor, van damme is in fashion
-isn't he french?
-hahaha, of course not, he is from belgium
-i thought belgium didn't exist
-oh, it totally does
-now, get me people from all over the fuckin world to complete the cast
-we have no money... "super mario bros" remember?
-oh yeah... well, let's go to a bar and that will do it
-what about the main villian? he's got to be famous
-oh yeah... villian... what about raul julia?
-is he evil?
-he's cuban, plus i totally shit my pants everytime i see him in adams family
-very well
-but what if the movie is too bad? won't he reject it?
-why? it's not like its gonna kill him

later that night in a bar

-wow, those hawaian tourists are totally in for the movie
-excellent, im talking with these girl, and she says she'll do it
-who is she?
-kylie minogue or something, she said she is a singer, but i never heard of her
-and that latino bartender is perfect for vega
-yeah, too bad it's a latino bar, it will be hard to make everyone looks diverse...

one year later

-dude, what the fuck happened? we killed raul julia
-wait wait... i have another idea
-enough with your ideas!
-no no no, check this out, it's a great movie... black humour of a cable guy with jim carrey
-uuuuuuu... let's do it!

one year later

-ok... why are we getting this movies?
-beats me... what you wanna do now?
-something that's a guaranteed hit
-final fantasy?
-totally

another year later

-mmmm... let's ignore how we bankrupted one of the freakin giants of animation
-ok, sequels dude, bulletproof
-no no, prequels is all the rage
-i've been talking with george lucas, remember when we helped him with howard the duck?
-damn...
-he wants us in star wars episode 1!
-hoorray!

a year later

-ok... jar jar seemed nice when we were all drunk beating homeless people, but it didn't work out
-no problem, i have an agreement for matrix 2
-excellent, they need more french people, let's call van damme